January 2008
40 posts
This dude MUST know Jamariquai…. (butchered spelling?)
If you have blue eyes... read this. →
This is "unuseful" and will come in "unhandy" →
I met a guy today who's name was...
Christopher Red Gun. I have come to a conclusion: his name is amazing. I expect the next person I meet to have the name Powerthrow Strongarm… seems quite possible if you ask me.
People don’t read books…
– Steve Jobs
Don't get me wrong... I love delicious beefy... →
More goodness…
It. Is. Official.
I will be returning home to Oakville and becoming a student again. The plan to work full time and still be a part-time student is not something that bodes well with me for the time being…. it has been an interesting week, and it is nice to have the approval & support of everyone I know. Life will certainly be different, but it will also be good to be home for a while… BOO YA....
Courtesy of ACE... wtf!!! →
Be sure to pay attention to the poster on the wall…
I have not accomplished a whole lot today.
– Myself. In light of the fact that I even trekked out to U of C to study.. and spent that time not studying.
I have suddenly gained respect for Jerry O’Connell……
American Politicians unpopular with Young Black...
Break out the Champagne! →
The Answer is not Always 'C' [courtesy of College...
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day: Dear Michael, Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam....
Album Review: The Color Fred.
It has been a while since I’ve listened to a new artist. Although, saying that, I am lying in a sense. Which you will understand later. The Color Fred and his self titled LP is what I downloaded last night. Bored with my current collection, I was searching for something the freshen things up. That was when Fred slapped my me in the face. The first track I listened to just happened to be his...
Standard Blog post "drooling at the marvels" of...
Well… I am the last one to post about this.. this being the all new Macbook Air. Yesterday’s news… too late. Maybe if I am the first to post about GETTING a Macbook Air then I will re-establish the credibility of my blog’s ability to stay current with the times. That is, however, unlikely… and unfortunate.
Adventures at HUB:
**I go to use the photocopier, which is on the side of the office where the Account Managers sit. One of our Company’s most experienced employees has flown in from Vancouver & is in Training one of our new AM’s…. Margaret. Envision Lois… now get stupider… now get even more ridiculous.. throw all logic out the window.. now erase any sort of respect for...
James Brown; Just to let you know that if I die you will receive cash...
– Sincerely, Paul Brown
"Get outta here you SHMUCK." →
The Bearded Man has been working hard. →
This chick gets CREAMED…. wow.
2008 Consumer Electronics Show... →
Small Buzz kill... →
This will probably happen to Smith…. it would be creepy as hell… bah…
no butta… no butta? NO BUTTA!!!
– The Local Deli’s Sandwhich Lady’s response to my request for “no butter” on my sandwhich.
Extreme Dude Alert.
Ever since being in Calgary, I have had a gym membership. Frequenting the same gym at the same time since June I have begun to notice an interesting character. He is an Extreme Dude. Now, what exactly is an extreme dude? Well, they have an undying love for extreme sports, no respect for authority, a ridiculous physical appearance, and love ANYTHING that will pump them up (i.e. energy drinks,...
This is for real...
I looked at my course syllabus today for the 2 courses I will be taking over the next 4 months. Intense. I talked the talk…. time to walk the walk.
Goonies Never Say Die...
To those of you who have not spoken with me as of late there have been some serious changes going on behind the scenes. No, rest assured, I am not undergoing any sort of medical procedures to permanently change my sexual orientation. A man I will stay… I am quite happy with how that has been working for me for the past 23 years and don’t intend on changing that… until 2018. ...
Time Magazine's 50 Best Website's of 2007. →
Denmark... takin' out the trash. →
2008 is here!
2008.
Seems to be quite similar to 2007. I am rather dissapointed. I imagined the future being much more… futuristic. I woke this morning, after not sleeping (which I know is contradictory), and went for a walk in the wild unknown world of 2008. I have yet to see: A hover car, A city on a cloud, Robots as personal/public servants, Marty McFly, Ultra simplistic latex clothing, The Three Sea Shells,...